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Content Warning: the title is EXCRUTIATINGLY literal.

So this is perhaps the pettiest thing I have ever done, I've written an entire system neutral adventure featuring two of the (figuratively and literally) shittiest NPCs. Inspired by and similarly named to some assholes that did my family and I harm. 

Old Shelnie Shitmouth sits at the end of Stink Alley, bothering passersby. From time to time, someone is too polite or too kind to ignore her. When those willing to hold their noses inevitably offend Shelnie, they get swallowed up into the terrible tracts of the Infinite Colon Dungeon!

5 pages, full color ezine, pdf format.

CategoryPhysical game
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
AuthorEvey Lockhart


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ShelnieShitmouthInfiniteColonDungeon.pdf 877 kB
Infinite Colon Dungeon, unlabeled player map.png 324 kB

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